how well do u know ur nursey rhymes?

It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.


Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.



Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
"What have u got there?"
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.



Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon.



Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.



Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.



Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

Takao wrote:Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

almost died laughing, caused me some serious stomach-ache

when i first read it so did i

they are so damn nice XD it just made my day good ^^